Music I am Embrassed to Admit that I Own, but Refuse to get rid of

Hello World!  Pop Tart here with a deliciously humiliating list to entertain you all.  And to really spice it up, I have included the lovely Goth Girl's witty retorts.

I realize that this is our first post (woo-hoo) and deserves much more hoopla and feel good sentiments than a crumby old list- but seeing as this is Tuesday after lunch and things are slow, slow, slow at my desk- this is as good as it's going to get.  Plus, I am a compulsive list writer, so you'd better just get used to this type of post.

Also, I'm impatient.  And sick of staring at my Wall O' Post-It's full of my incoherent ramblings; aka, hastily strewn notes written inbetween snorting laughter and howls of "We gotta put this on the blog!'.  Seriously, I should buy stock in Post-It's.  I should write myself a reminder note...  Where are my Post-It's?

Ok, here goes:

Spice Girls.  I know what you want, what you really, really want.  You want to blast their debut album as loud as you can (when no one is looking of course) and booty dance Cameron Diaz style in front of a full length mirror.  Go ahead.  Do it.  I won't tell.
Goth Girl: OK, I will admit that this is a guilty pleasure. I’m am 100% behind this pick. I want to “spice up my life” as much as the next girl. It’s sick and it’s wrong and I’ll deny it, but for some reason, Scary, Posh, Baby, Sporty and Ginger make me want to shake my booty.

Hanson.  I don't care what you say!  I love to MMMBop greasy pre-pubescent teen style and you can't stop me!  Seriously, is this one any worse than being a Jonas Brothers fan?  Me thinks not. 
GG: Even the best of teams have a line. This is mine.

Meatloaf.  So I can understand getting flack for the first two- but come on, have you ever actually listened to the (first) Bat Out of Hell album?  It is pure Rock Opera Genius.  If you don't atleast crack a smile after you've heard "Paradise by the Dashboard Light", then I'm not sure I want to be your friend.  Not even a cyber friend.
GG: Agreed. Argument is flawless, and I won’t, no can’t, be your friend if you don’t turn the radio up when this song comes on.

Disney Songs.  Yeah, I was practically raised by Disney and Nickelodeon and I still can't get enough.  If Disney produced it, you can bet that I've got it- and it's in heavy rotation on my pod.  Mousercise anyone?
GG: I’m torn on this. I’m not the Disney lover that my teammates are. Jury still out.

So there you have it.  Now you know my secret shame.  What about you?  What is your favorite awesomely bad music?