For your Consideration: May I Present a True Conversation

"Hey there Sexy!  Care for a whiff?"

Don't you love that picture?  It's like Wookie GQ!

Well here’s a little Friday After Lunch Snack for you. And I do mean you, our 1 follower. Hi Mr/Ms Anonymous! We heart you!

Enough sentiments, on with the funny.  Here is a true conversation, circa, 5 minutes ago:

Fruity Pebbles: (Smelling her apple) “This apple smells so good- I can’t stop smelling it!’

Lucky Shorts: “I wonder what else we could smell from out desk?”

Pause.

FP: “Lysol wipes.”

Pop Tart: “A rubber fire boot.”

LS: “A Wookie!”

ALL: “Blog post!”

An impromptu list from yours truly as to why you should not sniff a Wookie:

• Wookies are really hairy. You would probably get tangled.
• Wookies don’t bathe often (atleast, they don’t look like they do) and probably smelly really bad. Remember the hair.
• You would have to listen to their obnoxious Wookie yell as they try to tell you to stop sniffing them! Or encouraging you to keep sniffing them? That’s the tricky thing about Wookies, unless your name is Han Solo, you can’t understand a word- er, grunt they’re saying.
• Wookies probably have microscopic organisms residing in their massive locks and you would probably get them stuck in your nostrils whilst sniffing.
• Wookies aren’t real, Yo. And the oversized Pez dispensing one on Lucky Short’s desk? Yeah, it doesn’t really smell like anything but dust and plastic. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
• Poor Fruity Pebbles probably doesn't understand this post because she's never seen Star Wars.  Not a single episode.  We're thinking about commandeering the "stat board", duck taping her to her ergonomic chair and forcing her to watch it.  In order of theatrical release of course.

End conversation. On to writing this post and stumble onto bonus blog point: Microsoft Word does not like the name Wookie! Suggested alternates: woke, bookie, cookie, rookie, and tookie. What the heck is a tookie? And in the plural: woolies, bookies, cookies and rookies. Sheesh Word, I thought you were created by a geek. Shouldn’t all Star Wars references be hardcoded on your programming?

Ha- I did it again! Word doesn’t like Sheesh either! Mwa ha ha!

Resume conversation mid draft:

Goth Girl: “Pop Tart, are you writing this?”

PT: “Yeeeeeaaaaah…”

Together: Point fingers and yell “YOU!”

FP: "Yes- a Wook off!"

(Snickering.)

LS: "It's like we achieved Friday After Lunch Nirvana."

And that's why it's good to be us.

As another blog treat, we will be posting GG’s version of this very productive Friday After Lunch experience soon.

Pop Tart out.